Meet Raffi Roenick (and other NHL mutants)

by James Mirtle on Dec 17, 2008 12:45 PM CST Comment 7 comments

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This is Raffi Roenick. He was created on The Island of Doctor Moreau (Ethan's dad) and has some serious company among the legions of NHL mutants on this here Flickr page.

Here two of Dr. Moreau's more brilliant creations:

Two snipers, two goons — two superstars that can fight? Either that or Jaromir Brashear and Marian Parros fight like Jagr and Gaborik and score like Brashear and Parros.

Not all of Dr. Moreau's creations turned out this well. Evgeni Ricci scares children in the neighbourhood when he's let out of the basement.

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Wow.

That’s all. Just wow.

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by Donny Rivette on Dec 17, 2008 12:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hah! These are awesome. My favorite, besides Evgeni Ricci, is probably Martin Laraque.

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by Travis Hughes on Dec 17, 2008 1:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

These are the things nightmares are made of.

by marky narc on Dec 17, 2008 1:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yikes! Who shrunk Pavel Lecavalier’s head???

More fun than a stick to the face!

by Dirk Hoag on Dec 17, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

My hands down favorite is Jarome Chelios. Great find Mr. Mirtle.

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by Mr. Plank on Dec 17, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

if everyone’s favourite rumourmonger will be seeing some of this pics and reporting them as e5s. “Sundin has shocked the world by not only signing with the Thrashers, but by finally deciding to grow and dye his hair!….(also, a source tells me Forsberg to the Sens, he likes how he looks in their jersey (e3)”

by lordosis on Dec 17, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh my god those are terrifying.

And so funny they have given me the hiccups from laughing! :)

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